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By Helping Us Catch the COWnappers!
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If you tuned into last weeks episode 2, you would have witnessed the broadcast interuption from three scandalous villians (two of which have fantastic moustaches if I say so myself), as you can see in the below image captured from their broadcast…
There were also some serious demands made and we have been given 2 options…
- 1. Pay 1 million dollars (ya like that is going to happen… uhmm… i mean, yes we will try COW)
- 2. Solve the clues left by the COWnappers.
Each week we will be given a video clue and a sentence to help identify the clue. At the end of the four weeks (week 5) we will recieve a secret encoded message and if we have each weeks clues correct and can figure out who the COWnapper is, he will return COW to us.
There is no way I can do this on my own… I need my super intelligent and extremely good looking readers to help with this and…
I Will Pay For It!
I am willing to give $500 cash to anyone that figures out who the head COWnapper is… the man behind the smiley face. You do not need to subscribe to this blog, give me a backlink or anything (of course it is always appreciated when you do)… but there is absolutely nothing that you have to do except each week watch for the clue left by those villians and then at the end of the 4 weeks when the bad guys give us the supposed secret encoded message, there will then be a 24 hour period in which to give the correct answer. We will put the name of all those that submitted the right answer into a hat and pick out the winner and award them instantly with $500 via PayPal.
IMPORTANT –> You must have an active PayPal account in which to recieve the funds in order to participate.
DONATE TO THE CAUSE –> If any of you want to donate a reward to the cause, I will accept anything to add to the pot (ebooks, software, advertising, or even cash) and I will feature you in an episode plus give you a strong mention in a JOHNCOWtv post. Simply email me by using the “Contact” page.
Below is this weeks episode of JOHNCOWtv and contains first of all a tip on how to take advantage of Stumbleupon but more important of all is it contains the first clue to solving this riddle.
A word of warning, the video contains some very graphic images and should not be watched by vegetarians!
Week 1 Clue : The COW is being forced to BBQ a _ _ _ _ _
DO NOT POST THE ANSWER BELOW (Keep it secret… keep it safe)
Remember watch for the hoof print to identify the clue!
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Okay, ######. “Yer mama.”
Shhh…. do not tell others, you need to keep it secret, I had to moderate your comment.
Oops! Sorry! Glad it went into moderation before it posted… But now it looks like I called you a name and your mom too. LOL
Sorry for me, my paypal even yet active doesn’t receive paiement (a limitation for all my contry drc)
OMG! That was ridiculously distrubing. The COWnappers are ruthless!
That imagery will be forever burned into my memory like that scene from Hannibal where Ray Liotta had to eat his own brain, except (*gasp*) this is REAL!
The worst part is, the COWnappers are obviously toying with you by giving you false hope. That clue is way to cryptic for anyone to ever possibly figure out.
I’m here to help though, and I’ll keep trying.
My thought and prayers are with COW
Jay
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I know the clues are difficult…. these are no regular villians…. they are evil geniuses.
If they are evil geniuses, then maybe it’s JOHN CHOW behind this???
You mean it wasn’t real? And I thought that was why his acting has been so awful since.
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Daaaaaaaaaaaang, that’s hardcore man! I’ll admit, I don’t use SU as much as some folks, but I can see the purpose of having the right friends on there.
Without the right friends, the stuff you stumble won’t be acted upon. Thanks for the update, and them dudes is torturing cow man! Junk aint right lol
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Glad you liked the tip and thanks for the support for the COW
The guy with the blonde wig looks like Frank Kern.
Nice video, good tips too. StumbleUpon has brought me great traffic in the past. By the way, I see you Stumbled my post on Pagerank today. Thanks for that, because that one Stumble has already brought me about 400-500 unique visitors from StumbleUpon, lol.
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AWESOME…. I was just practicing what I talked about in last weeks video
Plus it was a great post!
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That’s just flat out HORRIBLE…those cownappers are going to get their turn at justice!!!! Bring em over to me…I’d love to give them some a piece of Texas justice (LOL)…that poor, poor COW!
Thanks for the encouraging words
Hark, egaads, what a cowtastrophe. Poor cow! How un-human Where is PETA in all this? Them dastardly villians I think they are actually wearing disguises, however they could just be throw backs to the seventies. I hope they did not force Cow to eat beef, because you know what they say……. Once you’ve tasted beef there’s just no way you can go back to hay!!
Yes, that is such a wise saying that “they” say
prety damn, i just got 56k connection, it sure its been hard to watch the video, but i will try watch it until the last of the johncowtv
56K wow…. so do you start your software downloads the night before and hope the connection kept going through the night? (memories of 1997)
Cow down start now… ooh step on Cow dung!
You are right man, adding people with your same interest is the key on stumbleupon.
Respecting the cownappers I want to help, but I couldn’t get the clue
, I think I’ll need to see the video more times…
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Watch for the hoof in the video with the COW
yeah.. now thats a price money
hope its real for now!!
Oh this is for real… $500 is going to one of you I PROMISE!
Sorry john, the only name I can think of is frank kern (the dodgy mustache) but how many bad videos can he possibly be in? fingers crossed for the cow.
LOL… the world may never know!
That’s a difficult question! My mom’s lucky I’m smart
btw, 200 friends limit was way back in the eighties
http://www.homebiz.bukiki.com/stumble-upon-update-more-friends/
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Just wrong, wrong, wrong.
Glad to see the dough is real this time.
I’ll have to watch this a few times to figure it out.
Poor Cow.
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Dang man, you guys are GOOD at creating these videos. They look GREAT!!!
-Mike
Boy oh boy. Making a cow BBQ. Terrible.
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Hey! I’m new here. I hear about this site by watching hold video’s of Leo’s Lab. There is a lot of thing on John Cow, but I don’t know by what I should start!
Any suggestion?
Michael
I would suggest you download John’s ebook, it’s great! Go to the top of this post and there is a box with instructions and a link to download.
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Wow! This is serious. I mean, how you gone to have the Cow flip the meat? That could be a relative or his mother. Someone has to do something.
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Hey guys, the clues are too hard for us normal folk to figure out, and I know they’re evil geniuses, but please, for the love of all there is in life, more and easier clues!!!
Just kidding, it appears that there is a plan in action, and some pretty impressive acting along the way, I’ll say!!
Looking forward to more…
James A Nichols
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Darn, you almost allowed us to all see. I just wish it didn’t have to go into moderation first.
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