Twitter Twat Tweets Take #1

Written by John Cow on April 16th, 2008

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Your momma, our momma, your friends, our friends, your neighbors, our neighbors, it seems everyone has a frigging twitter account these days, and everyone has something to say! We’ve seen interesting, lame, funny, silly, stupid, smart, helpful, spiteful, sarcastic and useless tweets fly by this week and we thought we’d share some with you, with some random back-linking keywords :twisted: Here’s this weeks top ten twitter twat tweets:

10) aaronwall Ethical dilemmas… a friend of mine got a parking ticket on a rental car… pay it? or chance it? what happens if nobody pays it ;) 08:19 PM April 10, 2008 from web

9 ) remarkablogger Well I am not getting anything done here. I have places to go and people to kill. 10:28 PM April 10, 2008 from twhirl

8 ) 45n5 what’s up with american idol going all jesus singing on us? uggghh “shout to the lord?” wtf? 10:08 PM April 10, 2008 from web

7 ) jimkukral Just occurred to me I have no idea how to set the alarm clock. The wife does it and she’s not here. Off to bed I guess. 01:19 AM April 11, 2008 from web

6 ) MrBabyMan SNAP! Arrington kicked out Cashmore and the Mashable crew! Bad form! 10:29 PM April 10, 2008 from txt

5 ) Mickipedia OH: everyone wants to put my bacon in their pants 01:56 AM April 11, 2008 from txt

4 ) shoemoney at the dentist numbed up 12:18 PM April 11, 2008 from web

3 ) ijustine Whoever signed me up for the multiple porn newsletters.. rest assured, I will hunt you down and then quite possibly kill you. End scene. 03:42 PM April 11, 2008 from web

2 ) Kevin Rose kevinrose just attacked by female crack addict on street, kevin = 1, crack lady = 0 06:51 PM April 12, 2008 from txt

1 ) doshdosh So who’s actually reading the stuff I’m posting on Twitter? If you’re there behind the computer or cellphone, say hello! 11:24 AM April 13, 2008 from twhirl

*PS these twitterers aren’t really twats but we tried to make a tongue twister title…FAIL*

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10 Comments »

Comment by joshuaun
2008-04-16 07:52:24

wow!!!!!!!!!i want to follow these all=) :lol:

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Comment by Simon
2008-04-16 10:46:21

I don’t have a Twitter account! I feel more exclusive not having one, than having one anyway. :razz:

 
Comment by John Cow
2008-04-16 10:56:18

You probably are more exclusive Simon, there’s not a whole lot of people out there without an account.

 
Comment by Mubin
2008-04-16 12:04:57

Be warned, it is quite addictive.

Mubin’s last blog post..Digg Sent Me Over 197,000 Visitors in ONE DAY!

 
Comment by InvestorBlogger
2008-04-16 14:17:52

I wonder what the twits of famous people alive and dead would read like if they had ever used twitter…

Julius Caesar on Conquering Britain: “Veni, Vidi, Vici. In vane.”

And others?

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Comment by Jay
2008-04-16 14:29:12

Surprisely, when I wrote about Twitter a few weeks ago, half my readers wasn’t signed up because they didn’t get the point until I mentioned you could get traffic from it.

But you didn’t sell this blog yet? :razz:

Jay

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Comment by Sunduvan
2008-04-16 14:46:03

Take a look at my free blog review about johncow.com in my blog at http://freeblogreview.blogspot.com. See you there. :twisted: :evil:

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Comment by Big Ben Patton
2008-04-16 15:39:51

LoL @ the twitter tatters This is a very strange phenom. But isnt the Internet full of them anyway lol.

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Comment by Bryan
2008-04-16 22:16:24

I really need to get into Twitter, but I just haven’t had the time to set it up. Maybe tonight.

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