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It is a sad day here at the JohnCow pastures. While filming our first “Official” JohnCowTV episode our faithful COW was kidnapped…. hmm I guess I mean COWnapped!
We are at a complete loss for words as to what to do right now but we have contacted the authorities and they are on the case. In the mean time we are without fresh milk and the vacuuming is not getting done 
The entire incident was luckily caught on film and you can check it out for yourself!
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We are bound and determined to carry forward…. we know that is what COW would want. So in the spirit of integrity and perseverance that our COW inspires in us all, we will move forward. So stay tuned for next Fridays “Episode 2″… hopefully we will know more about the COWnappers or better yet have the cow returned to us.
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Oh, I’m so sorry to hear that Cow has been cownapped. Cow will be in our thoughts. At any rate, I love the show, and I think Audrey did a fantastic job as host. Great advice!
Thanks Rebecca, it is good to know others are there for support. Its pretty tough around here right now… we really miss the cow.
Why? You have to vacuum your own carpet now? Sheesh… someone should have put that old cow to sleep a long time ago.
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I’m not a John Cow dot Com staff and I miss him already!
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Does this mean the cow is gone for good??
I’m surprised that you have Bob Jones on the list of suspects. I thought that’s who you had zipped up in the cow costume.
Are you handling this yourself or do you have the help of the local authorities?
The cow is in my prayers
Jay
Yes the the Mounties have been notified and rumour has it that they talked about it for a few seconds today at one of the donut shops. Again, i appreciate the support.
I actually have a prayer group going at my church where someone is praying for the safe return of the cow every hour of every day…
ok not really but that would be funny
It’s just not right - a cow can’t even go out and appear in the background of a TV show anymore without getting bundled into the back of a car and mooooved at top speed.
Have you had a ransom demand yet?
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Sad isnt it!
No we have not heard any news yet… it has been a very tense 24 hours. We are terrified to eat any meat right now.. you just never know…
I just took my whole family to LongHorn Steak House…
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That cut deep man… we are in mourning and you are enjoying a yummy, uhmm I mean yukky steak. Bad Garry!!!
I watched a documentary on Discovery channel about how cows are processed for human consumption…
… its a sad story.
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Is no one safe anymore! Alert the authorities, call the Texas Rangers…skip that…CALL CHUCK NORRIS!
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I just want to let everyone know up front before rumors start spreading… It WANSN’T ME!!! So don’t ask!!!
I didn’t pay a hit man $3000 dollars to do this. No Way!!!!
John Cow is a cow patty cow dung who thinks he’s all that and a bag of organic grass dried potato chips… but I had nothing to do with this.
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Hmmm…. I need to add you to the poll Garry “CONN”
And I thought we became friends… I am sicking Chuck Norris on you if you COWnapped!!!
We are friends… GOOD Friends!!! I love steak… err, I mean COW!!!
So let me ask you this? Did you cry yet? Do you EVEN know how to turn a vacuum cleaner on???
Yeah, ok.. so like you make money online and all that jazz… but come on?? Hiring a cow to do the dishes, the laundry, etc… Sheesh!!!
For all we know, the COW set this all up himself just to get the hell out of your house!!!
BTW… and this is TOTALLY unrelated. I was researching on Wikipedia about cows a little bit. Um… if I happened to have a cow as a pet, how often does one need to feed it? Again totally unrelated question… more less just curious.
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I wrote down the plates on that charger.
LOL and the dude (looks like garry BTW)was going on about human behaviour? !?!?!?! HAHAHAHA must be something in the water in the sue.
I can hardly wait to see the toturing video err I mean questioning video
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Cow- if you read this, we love and miss you and we are doing everything we can to get you back. No matter what occurs we will find you!!
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I started a Help Find The COW fund… Simply send me as much money as you possibly can using using Paypal.com to garryconn@gmail.com. I promise I will use SOME of the money towards this investigation.
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there are few men with the integrity to do that Garry… few men indeed
Your a hero Garry… not just a blogger but a hero blogger
Loved it! lol. Poor cow, he is in my thoughts. By the way, Audrey is an AWESOME host! Shes my new favorite celebrity :p
BTW, Contemplating sending you a little somethin somethin. Perhaps a T-Shirt lol. Or if I am feeling generous an xbox 360 game or two lol
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Haha! Loved it!
We miss you COW!
IT WAS THE CONN!!!
Garry is still upset he lost the COWpetition!
lol
It wasn’t me… I am out $3,000 dollars though… but I think that was from losing my butt at the casino. For sure it wasn’t from hiring a hit man or anything like that.
If I kidnapped Cow, the only thing I would do is just teach him how to work better for his owner. Jason gets quite frustrated with Cow’s work performance and can get quite abusive. What you don’t see on these YouTube videos is where Jason keeps Cow off the air. It is very possible that Cow set this whole thing up himself just to get away from Jason and his very abusive behaviors.
You guys did see the previous video right? All cow wanted to do was just help keep the carpet clean.. sheesh.
Yeah… I like my steak dinner with a nice garden salad and I sure do enjoy eating cheese burgers. However, due to the unethical practices and living conditions of COW, I seriously doubt he would be Top Grade A meat. For sure, Cow would not pass thru FDA inspection.
Face it… Cow is better off dead. This whole thing could very well be a planned doctor COWvorkian visit. Jason just needs to get himself a replacement donkey.
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It was me, I ordered the COWnapping in a jealous drunken rage
over the traffic your site is getting
I was really drunk in this bar with a farmer and blah blah blah. I tried to stop them but I was too late and now they’ve disappeared and I don’t know what to do
hehe lol
But seriously I wonder who did it. I reckon it was the guy in the red shirt that looked like bruce willis
I have lot of respect for Garry. He was working on a site of mine so that may be an alibi depending on the timing.
To be honest, I think it was you guys just to get publicity.
[Oh thanks honey, that looks like a yummy Carl's Jr. Six dollar burger. Hmmmm that is good]
Okay, where was I. Oh yea. I think this is a fake. I want to see a copy of the police report posted. :O)
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I think I might know where the cow is.. think it ran away with the CrazeBull I got on CrazeFM.com
I saw them in the local park munching on some grass…
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Are you sure the Cow wasn’t just being rescued befored IKE got there, and will soon be returned. Bye the way if you would have feed the Cow a little better, maybe it wouldn’t have looked like it would blow away in a Wimpy little storm
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Poor COW! I would have said Garry Conn, but I like him too much to accuse him of such a nasty crime! Besides, he’s playing into this too much to be the one, although he has been bragging about the new freezer full of steaks.
I will take you up on your “send me your promo” stuff offer - who wouldn’t? Are you sure you want to give people carte blanche to send you random stuff. Hmm….man, it is fun to visit this blog!
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Wow… that’s just not right. What we talk about privately in GTalk should really remain off the record. Half those steaks were your for hooking me up with that BestBuy.com coupon code for the freezer.
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OK, I was the one who gave you the bestbuy.com coupon…but, hoW, hOW, HOW could you do it, Conn? What did that bovine ever do to you? What did you have against it? Are you secretly a Gateway branding agent, looking to rid any other business of using a cow as their theme? What a dastardly plan! (uh, is JohnCown still listening?..uh, I like my t-bone medium rare, Conn!).
Long live the COW!
Vicki
In my town the butcher had a lifesize cow over his storefront. During homecoming, the rival high school stole the cow and placed it in the middle of our football field. Check the local high school football field for COW. Probably just fine, happily grazing.
ROFLMAO… You just made my day! I can’t wait to see the second Episode where you catch the COWnapper… you will catch him right? LOL…
Do I see the beginnings of a new comedy sitcom???
Priceless!!!
Cow was kidnapped by aliens!!!
Cool video. I hope the cow comes home in one piece.
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Oh no! What will you do without Cow?
Has anyone contacted you yet?
OMG…hahaha… it’s so funny
what an interesting way for your readers to continue to stay tuned to all your episodes.
I wouldnt have watched the video if you didnt say about “COWnapped”.
Great job.
Poor Cow. I hope he is returned soon. Can’t wait for episode 2.
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hmm, How sad…
Note to self: hire a mascot…
Fantastic move by you!… EXCELLENT!
Informative and comic video clip!
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The cow faked her own kidnapping in order to get more money from you. I guess she was not well paid.
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Hmmmm. You should realize that ‘John Cow’ should either be ‘Jane Cow’ or ‘John Bull’, right? The references to milking Cow rule out ‘John Bull’. It could also be ‘Jane Heifer’ but for your references to getting milk. There you need to change the bulletins to indicate ‘Jane Cow’ was taken. You don’t want them looking for some mad bull, now do you?
Also, the authorities need to have this reported as cattle rustling. It may still be a capital offense, deserving of immediate lynching when the perp is caught.
This is just an outrage! Is nothing sacred anymore? What on earth did the cow ever do to anyone?
I’m shocked and appalled!
PS Did anyone contact the agricultural authorities?
The cow was cownapped… Ow no! I don’t to lose milk from cow… My grandma will make me sip his milk… NOOOOOO….
Noooooooooo………. COW…………..
Cow and Chicken … Replace cow with chicken…
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Jane Cow may also be known as Jane Holstein Cow. She may be the offspring of Bessie. Ole Bessie was last seen on the Old MacDonald farm. Check to see if she was rustled back to the old homestead. Maybe you were not treating her right and she faked the rustling to go back home.
You may have been over-milking the poor gal. That or there was too much bull around there.
An interesting twist to a blog…
you’re really teaching us a lot!
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Certainly hilarious man, i like it
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I think it was PETA.
They were not happy with the way the Cow was being treated.
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Oh man, that’s terrible! I hope that who ever COWnapped the Cow is taking good care of her? (him?) So sad … You’d never think something like this would happen in Canada of all places!
I’m looking forward to the next episode, hope you catch the COWnapper.
Tricia in T.O.
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Don’t worry guys, I am over here in the UK and I will use my underworld contacts, if he shows up anywhere over here, I will know about it.
And the guys that took him will never see the light of day again, they will be buried six feet under.
Nobody, messes with the COW!
Ok… so if anyone watched PulpFiction many years ago.. here is something that you can chew on.
http://www.bigkahunaburger.com/suggest2/tn/mayors_income_town.html
From what I hear, Jason had put Cow in charge of traffic Kahuna and things kinda took a little slip in numbers. Needless to say, this could be an inside job and Cow is now being processed into a Big Kahuna Burger. And yes, it is coincidental that there happens to be a location in Tennessee.
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lol, that’s funny! Enjoyed the video
I love that the cow has no name…it is just called “cow”
Well, actually they were calling her ‘John’ but that is impossible since they were milking the poor thing dry.
She appears to be Jane Holstein Cow. Check my previous blog.
Has anyone attempted to check out her former home at the Old MacDonald farm? Ole Bessie-the-Cow may be her mom.
I believe jay leno stole the cow, to add it to its car collection, as the Fastest Cow on the internet road
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Oh No!!!! Whatever will we do? We shall all blog about it and the cow will come back!
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Okay, since Jane Holstein Cow has not been found yet, I guess I need to point out the possibly chilling fact that whenever you have a cow that you are milking, lactation only occurs after pregnancy.
You were milking Jane, right?
So Jason, what did you do with Jane’s calf?
Did Jane get wind of some veal cutlets and stage her abduction (cattle rustling)?
Has anyone noted how long Jason has been milking this poor cow?
Calf needs part of the milk (unless calf is already veal cutlet).