Teh New Interweb Dictionary

Written by John Cow on March 10th, 2008

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Gosh, we’ve had an extremely productive day, and have just setup the most useless website ever, and we’re blaming JohnChow for it! Bored and browsing our RSS feeds, we read the review Michael Kwan had written about a new piece of software that allows you to set up a site where people can buy words for a dollar. So yes, we went ahead and grabbed the script, set up the site and we’re now hoping to become millionaires overnight. Not.

Its actually just a little experiment, to see how much traction a site like this will get SEO-wise. Because we can’t be arsed to fill up every word ourselves, and we’re really not looking to make a profit of this site, we have set the price to buy a word to the lowest possible setting. One cent per letter.

If you’re bored and you feel like spending a dime on a free backlink to your website or blog, join us at Linkzi.com

Have fun rewriting Teh Interwebs New Dictionary!

PS if you guys won’t buy anything, we’ll know what a bunch of cheap skates you really are! :twisted:

Oh and just to show you that we’re really not making any profit on this. Check out the PayPal fees.

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Here’s a suggestion for those of you that don’t know what word to get:

A fictional dish mentioned in Aristophanes’ comedy Assemblywomen:

It is of 561 letters originally-

Lopado­temacho­selacho­gameo­kranio­leipsano­drim­hypotrimmato­silphio­-
karaomelito­katakechymeno­kichl­epi­kossypho­phatto­perister­alektryon­-
opte­kephallio­kinklo­peleio­lagoio­siraio­baphe­tragano­pterygon

And another update. Someone just thought it was funny to buy ‘cocksucker’ and link it to Shoemoney.com. We’ve deleted the entry and refunded the money. Someone does something like that again and we’ll just delete the entry. Paypal can keep your money.

*Update* Looks like there’s already over 50 links bought by you guys! Help us and help yourself by giving the site a thumbs up on stumbleupon so we can drive viral traffic to your sites!

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35 Comments »

Comment by Thor Schrock Subscribed to comments via email
2008-03-10 21:30:45

Way to go! Your Google AdSense has already been banned on the site? I think I will by a few words. What the hell!

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Comment by John Cow
2008-03-10 21:34:06

Nope, adsense hasn’t been banned at all.

 
Comment by Rhys Wynne
2008-03-10 21:50:28

Best of luck with it. Waiting for the “Yeah, but directories are USELESS” crowd to chime up.

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Comment by sean
2008-03-10 21:53:00

Bought a word for the laugh :)

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Comment by Jim
2008-03-10 22:04:09

Haha, looks interesting man.

“7 active links and counting” WOW!!!! :razz:

I would buy if it was worth anything:

Google PageRank: 0/10

Yahoo! Backlinks: 0 [view]

Estimated Link Price: $0.00 USD Monthly

:???: … yet killin’ me Cow

Jim’s last blog post..The Importance of Tracking traffic Stats on Your Blog (or Website)

 
Comment by dcr
2008-03-10 22:14:29

That script leaves something to be desired, but I managed buy a word, whilst experimenting with being a little evil. ;-)

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Comment by serge
2008-03-10 22:16:36

I think I am going to buy a word…now which word should I buy???

 
Comment by Jacob
2008-03-10 23:35:59

God damn, mate. You just made me break the bank with that 8 cent link. Sheesh…Now I have to go sell things. Let’s hope the word does SOMETHING.

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Comment by MrGripe
2008-03-11 00:26:11

I think you have a mis-spelling in the title (”Teh” instead of “The”)? Maybe it was intentional?

 
Comment by ViralKing
2008-03-11 01:31:11

Purchased:

Viral

 
Comment by Johnny Logan
2008-03-11 02:19:12

This is a very interesting concept. I would love to see if anyone is able to pull more traffic from this.

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Comment by Brian Vaughan
2008-03-11 02:20:18

Well I made my purchase ;)

 
Comment by Downloading...
2008-03-11 10:55:09

This better be the best $0.08 I have ever spent…….

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Comment by Downloading...
2008-03-11 10:58:45

Hey, you might want to check the script. It just told me that the word I purchased had already been taken and you guys are going to refund me.

Yet, when I go to the word I purchased ‘download’, it links to my site….

Downloading…’s last blog post..Michael Jackson’s Thriller 25 Super Deluxe Edition

 
Comment by Si Philp
2008-03-11 11:47:50

oooooo. Couple of bucks on the way from me :)

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Comment by Pat Hankinson
2008-03-11 11:52:44

Ahem… Copy-cat :wink:

I caved and bought the Social keyword for the Social Millionaire. Consider it a tip for your review :)

P.S. - Are you making any money from this, isn’t PayPal raping all your profits with their fees?

Pat Hankinson’s last blog post..Moo?

 
Comment by John Cow
2008-03-11 11:59:06

Pat; Nope, we’re not making a penny from this since paypal grabs all the dimes that are coming in :)

Don’t worry, we’re not trying to compete with you in any way. Its just an experiment.

 
2008-03-11 14:17:55

Breasts and villas bought, a strange combination but what the hell.

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Comment by Manish
2008-03-11 16:37:40

i am not able to buy as it does not redirect to paypal.how can i buy.

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Comment by Alex
2008-03-11 17:02:19

I’ve seen a few sites like this, but never bothered to actually think about buying a link. Your price though was tempting so I signed up and bought a few.

P.S. - Is the Teh in the title of this thread a type of The, or is it a new Web2.0 expression that I have not heard of yet ?? :cool:

Alex

 
Comment by Tom Ross
2008-03-11 19:25:30

Haha I think if it wasn’t for the paypal fees you could actually make a killing. At those prices people will definitely use the website. (I might buy a word later)

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Comment by Jarel Subscribed to comments via email
2008-03-11 22:43:05

lol, bought two for the heck of it. We’ll see if anything happens… :-)

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Comment by Joe Tech Subscribed to comments via email
2008-03-11 23:00:47

WTF? Twice in a row? I even checked for the second word before buying: “OMG, what’s the odds!

We are sorry to inform you that your purchase at New Interweb Dictionary for word…”

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Comment by Joe Tech Subscribed to comments via email
2008-03-11 23:02:19

Hrm… even odder than I thought. It looks like I DID get “web” and “technology”, but it threw me that message by mistake. Looks like I found a bug.

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Comment by Wisdom
2008-03-12 03:20:31

You guys are just helping paypal make more money…

 
Comment by Myspace Comments
2008-03-12 09:37:26

The paypal fees are killer!

The new interweb dictionary sounds darn cool.

:razz:

 
Comment by Tristan G
2008-03-12 20:23:01

Haha, I bought 2!

- domains

- registration

Thanks, only $0.19 it cost me for 2 backlinks :D

Tristan G’s last blog post..Re: $DD$ for games?

 
Comment by hubs
2008-03-12 23:51:26

How about a link to where you got the script?

 
Comment by Funked
2008-03-13 16:07:16

Hmm, I bought internet, funk, thirteen and porn :mrgreen:

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Comment by Mohamed Bhimji
2008-03-13 20:14:14

Heh - cool. Where else could I pay $0.02 to own my own name!

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Comment by Blogmastr
2008-03-16 13:57:15

Proud to say i bought the word “Entrepreneur” and featured it for $1 extra. I’d say it’s brought me about 10-20 clicks in the last 4 days or so. Not going to make me a millionaire but better than nothing!

Blogmastr’s last blog post..Contest: Win $30, 1000 EntreCard Points & More!

 
Comment by Luke
2008-03-17 20:22:33

Sweet deal. Not necessarily gonna make anyone a millionaire, but we’re talking 1% of the going rate. ONE PERCENT! Gotta love it.

Luke’s last blog post..“Copying” stuff you’ve already used…

 
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