Stupid Cow Awards
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We here at the John Cow dot Com dairy farm aren’t as stupid as we look and know that something’s up when something’s up. It seems that a number of our readers have requested that the fictional ‘Stupid Cow Awards’ (SCA) would be taken aboard as a regular feature. Well fine, since you guys aren’t about to stop harassing us about it, we will. And we’ve got just the cow for the job. Agent 223 will be in charge of the SCA awards inbox, where you can cowardly anonymously nominate a blogger for A Stupid Cow Award. If you’re wondering what the criteria are to get one of these awards, consider yourself nominated!
Now there’s one slight problem. We don’t really have an actual award and we’re not very photoshop savvy, heck we’re having a hard time as it it with our keyboards. Ever seen the size of a cow’s hoof?
So that’s where you boys and girls come in. We’re asking you to design a nifty SCA button we can slap onto our wall of shame. All entries will be reviewed by us and the winning designer will get a link to be placed permanently under the Pasteurized Sites list.
We’ve received two so far from Mr. 2xKnight and would like to encourage our readers to sent in anything they’ve got. Trust us, it can’t get much worse then what we’ve come up with! Please sent your fabulous entries to Agent 223.
On another note: We know we said we were giving the top commentator 50% of all our advertising earnings each month but some clever people shed their light on the subject for us and we might have to change the rules, slightly. Don’t worry, we won’t change the 50% though!
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let me mock up an award and send it your way.
Now it’s official! I can’t wait to see the finished product!
i am excited as well!
woo Stupid Cow Awards… the milk will be flowing on the green carpet that night!
isn’t supposed red carpet, cows are can be celebs too!
If cows are in any way related to bulls, they don’t want to see red!!
they don’t react to the red they react to brightness and movement!
Oh how many times I’ve uttered, “Stupid Cow!”…now there’s an award?! Let the nominations begin!
I just sent my nomination in
can i see it?
I think you’ll get a lot entries that involve a photo of Paris Hilton for this.
what does paris hilton have to do anything with a button?
She also is a moogul!!
mooogul means dumb, then your right if not then….
How about a car wash with no hands theme….
Vijay
Vijay, the Alexa redirect which makes your link look stupid does not help your alexa rankings.
Yeah already changed it.
Thx
Gotta do it the hard way man!! No shortcuts here!!
you sure about the shortcuts?
Well it’s pretty stupid but but it doesn’t involved Paris Hilton.. (I don’t think).
http://www.realitywired.com/images/stupid-cow-award.jpg
hopefully not!
I have a great idea for it. Need to find a copy machine and just a bit of privacy.
Do we want to know about this one? I assume this IS a herd-friendly site!!
Here’s a hint on how to become a stupid cow. Have some cowsense and moo-shay over to the other farm and drop some coins in the beer glass.
hahahah that has to be the most country thing i have ever heard!
Ok, here’s a button with slightly different letters.
Button
Large Size
hahaha nice buttons!
So, Where is the BEST price then?
Whoops. I think I messed up. I guess I should post links in different comments. I had 2 in the last one and I think it got spam blocked. *L*
Big one
So, If I becoome moore like a cow and talk like a cow. I coould win a stoopid cow award?
i am not sure what the criteria are but, your replies sure don’t hurt!
I cant wait to see the final project! Will the rules of top commentators getting some of advertising profits be for this month? So like the top commentators of july get it???