SEO Is Bullshit
Posted on March 3rd, 2008 by John Cow under UncategorizedWant to Learn How to Build a Business Not Just a Blog.. for FREE? CLICK HERE Now to Find Out How!
SEO is using deodorant instead of washing. SEO is masking bad coffee with sugar. SEO is cramming instead of studying. SEO is using pain killers instead of going to the dentist. SEO is taking weight loss pills instead of exercising. SEO is a comb-over. SEO is Scientology. SEO is Paris Hilton. SEO is the Zune. SEO is the morning-after pill. SEO is astroturf. SEO is not the real thing. SEO is cutting corners. SEO is not the solution. SEO is bullshit.
Every so often you run into great articles like this 
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If this is not keyword stuffing……. what is?
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Thanks for the blog tip
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SEO is putting your name as something other than your actual name in the hope of getting ranked, when it quite clearly doesn’t work.
SEO is putting a signature in your comments despite the fact that you’ve already put it in your name.
SEO is completely unaware of the irony that exists in this comment.
Rhys, Retro Garden
- Retro Garden
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haha this gave me a good morning laugh
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I have good experience with seo
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Very funny.
But who will do the clean-up when no one comes to the site
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SEO is using the most SEO-friendly blogging platform, as acknowledged by Matt Cutts and SEOs, to post this.
SEO is also making occasional shoddy attempts at linkbaiting like this.
I like your point. I may not agree….with my fancy interactive media degree held high….but I like your point.
My site of course doesn’t reflect my prowess…as I am a lazy designer
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SEO is whatever you can be bothered to do about it.
If done properly, its great - if done poorly its bullshit !!
I guess when one works at their own SEO without really knowing what to do, then the results will be crap - thus - the statement of SEO is bullshit is true in that respect.
Eh, I don’t really give a crap about SEO either. I’ve only been using that ALL-IN-ONE-SEO plugin and that’s about it. I know I’m losing on my end since I’m not putting it at top priority, but I don’t care much
-Mike
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Thanks for the mention, John!
SEO is damn funny if done right.
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Ha ha, I wonder how this post ranked for SEO. I know your game. You cheeky blogger.
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I agree with the 2 articles you linked too. Both very well written! What a cool blog layout and theme
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Love it, great post.
Didn’t Jason Calacanis say this a few months ago? Only he didn’t use quite so many words.
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It is hilarious. SEO is exactly what it is, people just try to cheat though. Giving is this shady image.
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SEO is Premiership Football! ;o)
Thank you for giving me a lolz. hehehe.
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and the cow goes wild on SEOr’s across the web!!
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There is already so much bullshit in the world why not add a bit of SEO
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