Hannibal The Cannibal

Written by Jason Katzenback on July 27th, 2007
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It seems we’ve neglected our ‘Fine Dining’ category and so we figured it was time to do a quick post. John Chow style! first of all we would like to ask you if there are any young calves watching this. What you are about to see might upset them and parental guidance is advised.
We went to one of the most famous restaurants in the world and managed to grab a dogie bag to take back to the barn. For your pleasure we’ve managed to take a couple of snapshots. MMMMMMM!

Chicken Nuggets with Sweet and Sour Sauce

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We’ve been preaching to anyone that wants to listen that they should eat more chicken. We love it and this is certainly something we recommend as a starter! Just make sure you’ve got plenty of napkins.

Machine cut French Fries

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No meal is complete with these exclusively imported fries from France! We love them with loads of salt!

The full meal

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Here’s the full meal in all it’s glory! The fresh lettuce , the onions, the del.icio.us cheddar cheese! boy, what a treat!

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And here’s the meal without the coke because we were very thirsty.

We don’t know the owner of Macdonald’s and whenever we dine there, they never prepare a free sample dish for us to try. Since we ordered the same meal again, they charged us the same as usual. The dish was very sweet and chewy.

The prices at Macdonalds’s are extremely pricey. Our lunch came to just $15 without tips and we had tons of left over plastic cups and carton board that we had to throw away after we took it home in a dogie bag. Great food and shit prices have helped propelled Macdonald’s into the minds of millions. If the place wasn’t so jam packed all the time, we’d eat there every day.

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60 Responses to “Hannibal The Cannibal”

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  3. Debo Hobo says:

    Oh my I am really hungry now! The Combo #3 with a side of Chicken Nuggets is my favorite. Top it off with a deep fried apple pie. MMMMMMMM!

    Oh sorry Eat More Chicken!!!

  4. Lori Falcon says:

    Sorry, but our beef is supplied with our job!! Gotta eat BEEF. Chicken is for girls :mrgreen:

    • mahdi yusuf says:

      chicken is for men you have got to be kidding me!

      • cooliojones says:

        Well, they say you are what you eat, so Lori might be on the right track there!

        But I’m not gonna lie, I do like my Chick-Fil-A. I promise I do not have an obsession with that place! :) I do believe that chicken is a leaner, healthier meat so there are positives to both.

  5. Babak says:

    Pero porque comer alli cuando hay tantos mesones por Madrid. Un menu cuesta, cuanto? entre 7-9 Euros. Y es mucho mas sano que McD.

  6. fatgadget says:

    LOL :mrgreen:

    I hope this is going to be a daily posting, like the Big Beef.

    :twisted:

    • mahdi yusuf says:

      i can see this type of post getting potentially, unhealthy especially for me, after this i went to mcds bought couple burgers! plus there isn’t much point to such a repeat blog post! :twisted:

    • cooliojones says:

      I still think that he can get sponsored by Chick-Fil-A, they’re the only trendy chain with mascots that match the theme. It would be perfect!

      Giveaways could include calendars, gift cards, and a signed copy of Truett Cathy’s autobiography!

  7. Those imported potato things look quite tasty. (That cracked me up!)

    If you had been at the MacD’s in Hawaii, you could have had a taro pie as a desert.

    By the way why are you hanging out here when you could be making big money in Hawaii? In my Hawaii vacation news roundup today, I blogged that the cost of a gallon of milk is up to $8.99.

  8. cooliojones says:

    I am shocked sir. Oh man you better hope those Chick-Fil-A cows don’t see this cause there gonna be mad hay to pay!!! :twisted:

    That slab of beef was probably your cousin!!

  9. Angel says:

    Cows eating cows — holy cow!

  10. mahdi yusuf says:

    i prefer the original big mac, and from time to time the occasional chicken mac!

  11. My name is Sabrina and I have a kids’ meal cheeseburger addiction. :crowd claps and welcomes me: Thank you, I haven’t had a kids’ meal in three days! :lol:

    I’ll be back, gotta run to MickyD’s!

    I love that place. Oreo McFlurry, mmmm.

    • cooliojones says:

      I used to crave the same thing. It filled me up and didn’t cost a lot. But for some reason, the cheese started to bother me, so then I preferred hamburgers instead. Then I still had a sick feeling after I ate one, so I cut out that meat and went with the Quarter Pounder. That was better, but I think my body in general was rejecting the processed food. I haven’t had a burger from McDonald’s literally in years.

      • mahdi yusuf says:

        super size me didn’t have that much of an affect on you did it! :smile:

      • cooliojones says:

        Documentaries are very informative, and just wanting to eat healthier and live a more full life without the associated health problems was my biggest motivation. I also use organic products and drink organic milk (even before Mr. Cow established this site). Seems as if the world is shifting to be more health conscious these days.

  12. Ali says:

    Aren’t cows supposed to be vegetarian?!

  13. You are Horrible, eating your own kind. :roll:

  14. digitalnomad says:

    Now that’s a good parody post…back on track. Is it true that Mickey D’s has earthworms in their hamburger?

  15. digitalnomad says:

    I know someone that worked at McDonald’s and claims this is true. Might be fun to research.

    Earthworms are just protein.

    • cooliojones says:

      Ok when you start to make claims like this, it’s good to have some kind of concrete evidence. Hearsay from a third party doesn’t quite qualify.

      Have you done any research on this at all? Sounds like it may be an urban legend or something along those lines.

      • digitalnomad says:

        Nah…don’t want to take the time.

        Anyway, I quit eating at Micky D’s years ago. I just do not like the texture of the meat.

        Once in awhile I will eat the chicken or fish, but I saw once how they grow chickens in a box and that freaked me out.

    • mahdi yusuf says:

      i am not talking about the protein but there could be stuff that they can handle and we can’t, i wont research it because it just might be true!

  16. Jo says:

    Oh man, I feel bloated and greasy just looking at that!

    Of course, now I’m wanting one of their nasty Big Mac’s. Geez, thanks alot Cow!!

    You do know that either other cows is how you get mad cow disease right? If you start foaming at the mouth and running into things don’t say I didn’t warn you.

    :lol:

  17. tanyetta says:

    we love mickey d’s all up and thru here :)

  18. John Cow says:

    Geee, look at all those comments..you’d think it’s nearly the end of the month :roll:

    • cooliojones says:

      My good man, what ever are you referring to? :D

      Sometimes I want to time-warp into the future already. But I almost wonder if this would bring in visitors, now that I’m thinking about it. You could get other bloggers to write about it in a post, and link back to here. Think positive, more publicity, albeit in a very weird, sadistic kinda way. :)

  19. Jason says:

    Hmm … looking at these pictures reminded me of why I don’t eat fast food :P

  20. ms danielle says:

    i only have one guilty pleasure at micky D’s and that’s chicken nuggets and … you guessed it … sweet n sour :D

  21. Angel says:

    Well now I’m hungry.

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  23. Cubofild says:

    I am only for FULL MEAL, becouse my 200 pounds are seeking for food every hour! :lol: lol

  24. sangfroid says:

    How is it that your MacBook looks so white and shiny :roll: … Mine got really dirty :neutral:

  25. homemom3 says:

    hehe, I know this is an old post but what happened to your fine dining reports? I’d love to read some more.

  26. John Cow says:

    No Hablo Espanol senor!

  27. mahdi yusuf says:

    he is telling you there are many restaurants like that i Madrid, and they cost about 7-8 Euros and its healthier than mcds

  28. cooliojones says:

    Well hot dog! Thanks for that translation, that was really cool. Who says you can’t teach a cow new tr-, er, languages!

  29. cooliojones says:

    I never said ‘before.’ Please re-read my comments.

    After seeing ‘Super Size Me,’ I decided to follow his advice.