Get Your Free Milk Today

Written by Jason Katzenback on July 7th, 2007
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We might be the cutest cow in the herd but when it comes to creativity, we got the scrapings of the trough. At first we were going to hand out free dairy products but soon realized that this was hard to do with our international audience. We might run into problems with customs. That’s why when we decided to make it a $100 cash prize giveaway, we couldn’t think of anything spectacular to do and so ended up copying someone else’s idea. Our Dutch cousins, see photo insert, have a saying;”Beter goed gejat dan slecht bedacht”, which basically translates into;”It’s better to steal something great, than to think up something stooopid”. koeien.jpg
Because we want to turn our water into wine milkshake, the main and only purpose of this contest is to extend our flock of readers so we can show the world how to make mooney. We are asking you to spread the word and tell the world that it’s us who put the cream in your coffee. Or tea. Yes, that’s right. It’s yet another one of those popular write-about-us-and-maybe-just-maybe-you-will-win-$100-in-our-lottery things.

Enough moo-ing around, this is how the deal goes down!

THE GRAND LATTE:

$100 Cash Paid via PayPal!
A full review of your site!
A one month link in my Pasteurized Sites section!
A permanent 468×60 banner ad at the top of this site!

HOW TO ENTER:

The winner will be chosen via a lottery and you can choose how many tickets that you have in the draw! The more tickets that you have, the greater chance of winning! Here’s how to get the tickets:

50 Tickets: A single post on your site with one link to the cooolest blog in the world, http://www.johncow.com using the anchor text ‘make mooney online’ and one link to this cowpetition page using any anchor text. For example:

“JohnCow has new blog and he’s giving me and you chance to make mooney online too with his new Cash Cow Cowpetition!!”

(Try to be original and don’t copy copy that line, that would just be so … us.)

20 Tickets: Add me to your blog-roll!

10 Tickets: Leave a comment on another site letting them know about the coolest new cow on the block!

10 Tickets: Make more mooney by signing up to Text Link Ads!

10 Tickets: Subscribe to our daily dairy feed!

*25 Bonus Tickets: Increase your chances, enter the “Win a Wii or MacBook” raffle! (Limited availability)

You can enter in as many ways and times as you’d like, and you’ll have to leave the link to what you’ve done in the comments section of this post. We’ll be keeping track of how many tickets each entrant has and be drawing the winner at random at the end of this month.

All our decisions are final and best of luck!!

(We would like to thank Miss Kumiko for doing the groundwork on our cowpetition)

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103 Responses to “Get Your Free Milk Today”

  1. JohnCow has new blog and he’s giving me and you chance to make mooney online too with his new Cash Cow Cowpetition. So what can you win? $100 Cash Paid via PayPal! A full review of your site! A one month link in my Pasteurized Sites section! A permanent 468×60 banner ad at the top of this site! SWEEET. This is based on tickets and you get tickets one of

  2. good points. One thing that I also enjoy about his blog is that he will no doubt point out any misconceptions about making money online. I agree with most of his posts thus far. John Cow is also having a contest which he so cleverly referred to as the cash cow competition. By entering you have a chance to win $100, A full review of your site, a one month link in my Pasteurized Sites section, and A permanent 468×60 banner ad at the top of the contest page. All in all a good deal. To see more about the contest or to

  3. Not only is the new blog amusing and refreshing as a milkshake, it also has a competition where you might win $100 (presumably US$)and a whole host of other goodies – too tiring to list here I’m afraid so check ‘em out for yourself Get Yourself Some Free Milk Have a nice day ! john cow competition john chow

  4. Chow and parodies, then you’ll love this site. I think it’s great and have already subscribed to it myself. Make Mooney Online, better known as JohnCow.com, is the parody of JohnChow.com and let me tell you, I found it to be humorous and refreshing. Got milk? Mosey on over there and get in the cowpetition and you could get yourself some free milk (mooney)!! [IMG]

  5. Chow and parodies, then you’ll love this site. I think it’s great and have already subscribed to it myself. Make Mooney Online, better known as JohnCow.com, is the parody of JohnChow.com and let me tell you, I found it to be humorous and refreshing. Got milk? Mosey on over there and get in the cowpetition and you could get yourself some free milk (mooney)!!

  6. John COW from make mooney online just have a blog content Get Your Free Milk Today. He is giving away 100USD.The winner will be chosen via a lottery and you can choose how many tickets that you have in the draw! The more tickets that you have, the greater chance of winning! Here’s how to get the tickets:

  7. sites section, and a permanent 468×60 banner ad at the top of his site! Here’s all the ways to enter: 50 Tickets: A single post on your site with one link to http://www.johncow.com using the anchor text “make mooney online” and one link to the competition page. 20 Tickets: Add John Cow to your blog-roll 10 Tickets: Leave a comment on another site letting them know about the contest 10 Tickets: Sign up for Text Link Ads using the link on John Cow 10 Tickets

  8. $100 Cash Paid via PayPal! A full review of your site! A one month link on their Pasteurized Sites section! A permanent 468×60 banner ad at the top of their site! For details, check out their Cash Cow Cowpetition. If you like this post, buy me a drink (Recommended $3.00+)

  9. To increase its flock of readers and mooo-ers and infect them with mad cow disease, the cow is holding yet another one of those popular write-about-us-and-maybe-just-maybe-you-will-win-$100-in-our-lottery cash cow cowpetition. The grand latte which one udderly lucky mooo-er stands to win is $100 cash paid via paypal and the usual backlinks and full site review, all the usual load of bull crap. Parodical, Satirical, whatever you want to call it, as long as you love the

  10. Milk is good, but FREE milk is even better! [IMG ;-) ] Go milk JohnCow! He’s offering everyone a chance to make mooney online by participating in his Milk The JohnCow Competition! What’s the catch? This is no ordinary milk, you see? One lucky milker can walk away with…(dun dun dun dun!) $100 Cash Paid via PayPal! A full review of your site! A one month link in JohnCow

  11. s number we picked with a blindfold is: JulieAnneBonner with this pingback! Cowgratulations Julie! Please get back to us asap so we can handover the $500 so you can go out shopping! Oh, we nearly forgot that there was another competition running. CmanLong won $100, a link in our sidebar and a full site review worth $200! Congratulations to you too! If you read this, please leave a comment or drop us an email so we can hand you over some more money!

  12. This is the list of top posts of the money making cow.Win An iPhone, PS3, Wii or XBOX360The EndFeed Your FeedWe’re Giving Away Another $500!It’s Our Birthday And We Brag If We Want To!Our Milkshake Brings All The Cows To The YardGet Your Free Milk TodayA-Listers Found Guilty Of StealingAdsense Attack!Make Moo Famous – Batch 1Exactly How I Got a Stampede of Web TrafficHannibal The CannibalMaD CoW GiVeaWayDigg Made EasyMake More Money With Your ThemeText Link Ads Says We’re Naughty

  13. It’s Our Birthday And We Brag If We Want To!Become a Better Blogger With Free Goodies From Seth Godin, Aaron Wall and Yaro Starak!Cow 2.0Our Milkshake Brings All The Cows To The YardBanned From BlogRushGet Your Free Milk TodayA-Listers Found Guilty Of StealingSunday Ramblings 30-09-07We Won An iPhoneyWe’re Giving Away a Nintendo Wii!Million Euro Wiki Doubles It’s ProductivityThe Numbers For August Are In!Million Euro Update

  14. JohnCow.com, a parody of the blogging-tips website JohnChow.com, has opened an interesting contest to help boost their size. Now go thecowpetition pageso you too can make mooney online!

  15. Cash Quests says:

    Wow! What a fantastic way to run a contest! Great idea with the ticketing system! Genius!

  16. betshopboy says:

    yeah i agree, good ticketing system! where did i last came across them?

  17. James Pegram says:

    I laugh everytime I come here.. Added you to my blogroll and grabbed the feed. Kudos

  18. [...] to Google Latest Feeds Get Your Free Milk Today – 1 hour ago We might be the cutest cow in the herd but when it comes to creativity, we got the [...]

  19. Jon says:

    I made you a mention on Bear’s update post today. Please don’t enter us in the contest. It would look odd if Bear happened to win. All the best, another jon

  20. [...] JohnCow.com site, that’s John COW not John CHOW, (anyone know John Chow?) they are running a contest to try and get their new site going. Ok, today’s a new day. BTW, Bear seems to be feeling [...]

  21. Jon says:

    Thank you that was too (moo) kind.
    jon

  22. Joshua says:

    Hah, fun idea. Just did a quick review. http://www.disregardme.com/index.cfm/2007/7/7/johnCOWcom-contest

    I will add you to my make money rss aggregator too if you like. Just let me know if you give me permission.

    http://www.disregardme.com/page.cfm/RSS-Aggregator

  23. mahdi yusuuf says:

    i have had you on my blog roll since before this contest does that count on anymore, tickets! :D

  24. cooliojones says:

    Me and Mahdi are gonna be fighting, because I’m gonna get that prize!! Put your hooves up!! 3pm, after grazing, in the pasture!! :D

  25. Please count me in the contest. I’m a new subscriber. :-) Aloha!

  26. [...] cash to help pay one of your insurance premiums.  A new site has appeared on the internet called John Cow dot Com, and it promises to be a very interesting way to get comic relief whether you’re at work or [...]

  27. cooliojones says:

    Comment listed @ proBlogger.com –> http://www.problogger.net/archives/2005/04/26/how-to-make-money-from-your-blog-5-tips
    (currently awaiting moderation)
    New post listed here –> http://www.goodinsurancetips.com

  28. [...] To kickstart my new blog I’ve opened a $100 cash prize competition. If you’re interested in participating be my guest [...]

  29. cooliojones says:

    Comment posted at http://desinotes.com/why-you-should-review-desi-baba-blog

    You guy you…getting all this free publicity. You’re a smart cookie, er, milkshake.

  30. [...] John Cow says: July 7th, 2007 at 12:08 pm A USB Cooler is a fun prize but how about $100 Cash? Buy a couple of coolers for your milk! Leave a [...]

  31. moneygod says:

    Count me in, I’ve subscribed to your milk and made you to my blogroll!!!

  32. [...] like a permanent banner on his blog. There are many ways to enter, for example posting about the contest while linking to the blog with anchor text of make mooney [...]

  33. BillyWarhol says:

    thass Funny!!

    ;) )

    No persons mentioned in this Blog Post reflect Real People!! Names have been changed to Protect the Innocent!!

    ;PPP

  34. [...] has new blog and he’s giving me and you chance to make mooney online too with his new Cash Cow Cowpetition!! Spread the [...]

  35. MLS News says:

    Awesome site ! I subscribed to your feed, so I guess that’s 10 tickets :)

  36. Markk says:

    What a parody! This is simply great stuff. This blog has become quite a phenom with all the buzz going on. I’ve done a post on JohnCow.com over at:
    CommonSenseWithMarkk

  37. [...] with sensible ramblings that are worth plenty of moo-moos.And to celebrate this new-found fame, JohnCow wants to increase the herd by giving new cowhands a chance to make mooney online too with a … I say “moo” to that. Survey the farm site and write a full review of it. If you get into JohnCow’s [...]

  38. [...] thanks for Bob at JohnCow.com, he kicked in a nice donation for Bear in addition to the kind link love he already contributed. If [...]

  39. [...] friends at John Cow are hosting a 100$ competition. The competition is just like the one Kumiko just finished on her blog. By blogging about it and [...]

  40. Debo Hobo says:

    Great Idea!!!

  41. cooliojones says:

    2 comments left @ John Chow dot com.
    Number One
    Number Two

  42. [...] points based, but easy to enter at the same time. Instead of copying the rules, take a look at the contest page and see for [...]

  43. Susan says:

    Wow great to see everyone working so hard to grab the tickets. Keep it up!

  44. Nathan says:

    I got 20 tickets!
    I added you to my blogroll!
    BTW: THE SITE I WANT REVIEWED IF I WIN IS http://www.swapinvites.com/

  45. The Old VIc says:

    Hi,

    I subscribed to your dairy feed and also wrote a post about your excellent blog plus I stuck you in my blogroll – have I passed the audition for your competition ?

    The Old Vic

  46. [...] (PS, Don’t forget to enter our other contest to win $100!) [...]

  47. Michael Kwan says:

    Subscribed to RSS, 10 tickets for me :)

  48. [...] John Cow teaches you how to make mooney online. He is having a contest to win $100 dollars. I figure if I win this contest I could use it for advertising or some other way to get my blog [...]

  49. Lori says:

    WooHoo! I’m really getting into these contests lately. Love your site….refreshing and funny.

    Here is the link to the post http://acowboyswife.blogspot.com/2007/07/no-mad-cow-here.html called No Mad Cow Here on my blog A Cowboy’s Wife, I’ve added you to my BlogRoll RoundUp, and I’m already a subscriber to your feed, I left a comment on a fellow bloggers site, and I can’t do the TLA ’cause I’m already with them.
    So Brand me with 90 tickets please. Much grass senor!

  50. [...] is another reason to visit his blog. Get free milk from his blog is a contest on JohnCow’s site. Well who knows you could be the one to get milk worth [...]

  51. Navjot Singh says:

    Posted on my site: http://nspeaks.com/15/johncow-is-open-and-live/
    Subscribed to feed and added you to my blogroll.

    So I should get 80 tickets.

  52. roundouts says:

    I’m in,
    I have wrote a post about you and subscribed to your feed. The post can be found at Making money online w/ stud

  53. [...] They really put in their work over there, that’s for sure! And all of you here — make sure you join his make mooney online contest!! Go here –> http://www.johncow.com/get-your-free-milk-today [...]

  54. [...] One such contest was a “Top Commentator” contest held over at the website of John Cow dot Com. The rules were simple: be the top commentator for the month, and you would win a nice prize. On [...]

  55. cmanlong says:

    50 Tickets:
    http://cmansmoneypages.blogspot.com/2007/07/udder-john-cow.html

    20 Tickets: Add me to your blog-roll!
    you are there on the home page
    http://cmansmoneypages.blogspot.com/

    10 Tickets: Leave a comment on another site letting them know about the coolest new cow on the block!
    did it here
    http://superbloggingtips.com/

    10 Tickets: Subscribe to our daily dairy feed!
    did it great site!

    later all and have a profitable productive blogging day

  56. You are just pumping out contest like you do with milk aren’t you?

  57. MR-Gee says:

    I subscribed to your feed = 10 tickets.
    Hope I win. :)

  58. [...] parody on money-maker John Chow Dot Com is picking up fans quickly, and they’ve launched a solid contest with some pretty cool prizes for the blogger who wins.  Here’s what you could [...]

  59. [...] John Cow is a great new blog and he is giving us a chance to make mooney online by entering his new Cash Cow Cowpetition…top prize is $100! Be sure to take the bull by the horns and enter his cowpetition today! [...]

  60. Brent says:

    Well, I added johncow.com to my blog-roll at http://www.brentevans.blogspot.com and I subscribed to the daily dairy feed

  61. Brent says:

    I added you to the blogroll at http://www.brentevans.blogspot.com

    I also added your feed (or dairy feed if you will)

    Thanks!
    Brent

  62. [...] with a lot of Cowsense.John Cow wants traffic for the typo keyword make mooney online and runs a competition, giving away $ 100. The typical clone of John Chow’s ‘Make Money Online’ anchor text call.This Cow [...]

  63. Prince John says:

    I have written about you, but haven’t entered you to my blog roll. May be after some time. You may also not like what i write

    now do you think you will avoid me from the competition? :D

  64. zymanq says:

    well I want to add your blog to my blogroll at http://blogs.zymanq.com

  65. [...] here is most fun part for all of us – bloggers – JohnCow is running Cash Cow Cowpetition! easy way to win some [...]

  66. IngaOz says:

    1) Posted about your blog and contest: http://www.niggybuzz.com/2007/07/14/win-free-milk-or-100/

    2) Added to my blogroll on Links page: http://www.niggybuzz.com/links/

    3) Subscribed to your RSS via email and by Bloglines :D

    Nice competition! Good luck to all participants :)

  67. [...] wants you to make mooney online. You see, by posting such a link, I gain a slim chance of winning a free milk competition. And by “free milk,” I mean cash and links. While it is well-known that the Internet is [...]

  68. Alright, I’m game. I’ve linked to this post (http://www.trevorburnham.com/2007/07/15/zero-summation/), added you to my blogroll, subscribed to your RSS feed, signed up for Text Link Ads via your link, and bought a MacBook raffle ticket. Ergo, 50+20+10+10+25 = 115 entries total.

  69. CFernandes says:

    Hi,
    I see you are running a contest. You might want to visit the blog on my link. You can submit the contest in your own words the Blog-Contests.net. I am actually advertising with Adwords so you should get decent traffic from this initiative, plus a link to your blog!
    thanks,
    C Fernandes

  70. [...] the world, http://www.johncow.com using the anchor text “make mooney online” and one link to this cowpetition page using any anchor text. For [...]

  71. betshopboy says:

    Hi Mr Cow

    Here’s my entry: http://betshopboy.blogspot.com/2007/07/make-mooney-online-with-dot-cow-mooogul.html

    Also add your cow site to my blogroll under “link love” section with anchor text “Make Mooney Online”

    How many tickets did I earn? 70?

  72. [...] Go milk JohnCow! He’s offering everyone a chance to make mooney online by participating in his Milk The JohnCow Competition! [...]

  73. Paul says:

    10 Tickets: Subscribe to our daily dairy feed!
    I just DID it. :)

  74. [...] USB Cooler is a fun prize but how about $100 Cash? Buy a couple of coolers for your milk! Leave a [...]

  75. [...] Visit JohnCow.com today to enter the coolest blog contest out there – the Cash Cow Competition!! [...]

  76. Enkay Blog says:

    10 Tickets – Subscribed to your feed!

  77. Navjot Singh says:

    Is the contest over? If yes who is the winner??? It says winners will be drawn at end of the month(July).

  78. [...] we nearly forgot that there was another competition running. CmanLong won $100, a link in our sidebar and a full site review worth $200! [...]

  79. K-IntheHouse says:

    Hi, I already subscribe to your feed! Also, added you to shankrila.com blogroll. That’s a sweet 30 tickets right? :razz:

    K-IntheHouse’s last blog post..Friday Fun: Star Wars by a 3 Year Old

  80. shriya says:

    Hi, added you to our blogroll and subscribed to your RSS feed! Thanks for the great contest.

    shriya’s last blog post..kaara Adai (Rice & Grain Pancakes)

  81. [...] One such contest was a “Top Commentator” contest held over at the website of John Cow dot Com. The rules were simple: be the top commentator for the month, and you would win a nice prize. On [...]

  82. betshopboy says:

    yeah i agree, good ticketing system! where did i last came across them?