Dear Person Who Just Stole Our Bike

Written by John Cow on August 31st, 2007

If you read this post, we’d just like to congratulate you on an excellent choice. The bike you just stole from us wasn’t even a week old and cost us $575. We’d tell you to be careful with the gears as they seemed a bit jumpy, because you just might hurt yourself when the chain blocks. Thanks for having us not having to go back to the bike shop tomorrow to have them checked. We guess you can do that now. Besides, the walk home from the train station was awesome! We hope green suits you, there was no other color lock when we bought it last week, but since you took that as well, you must have liked it!
Glad to see she went to someone with good taste at least. And hey, we finally got to see what our local police station looks like on the inside! Even got a cup of coffee from the nice policeman whom we were chatting to about you.

Sincerely,

JC

P.S. You Suck!

P.P.S. Thank you Darin ,Colleen and Macewan for donating a little bit so we can start saving for a new bike with a better lock :)

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53 Responses to “Dear Person Who Just Stole Our Bike”

  1. links from TechnoratiGlad to see she went to someone with good taste at least. And hey, we finally got to see what our local police station looks like on the inside! Even got a cup of coffee from the nice policeman whom […] ?ród?o:John Cow

  2. Daniel says:

    LOL just funny enough.

    Hey! I am reading your Agloco posts now. A lot of people is wondering: Where will agloco go?

  3. Tell him I want my iPod Nano back too…probably same guy….grrr >:(

    - Raymond (MONEY BLUE BOOK)

  4. Angel says:

    How many people owned this bike then? Was it a tandem? Nobody rides tandems any more.

  5. fatgadget says:

    Sorry to hear this Mr Moo,

    Having had my mountain bike nicked before I know what its like :(

    Maybe you should change the buy us milk plugin to ‘Buy us a new bike’ :)

    PS you must be very clever cows being able to ride a bike :)

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  7. CFernandes says:

    That comment from Raymond was funny! It was worth reading this post just for that!

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  9. Yebot says:

    Cows ride bikes? WEIRD!

  10. WOW … That Sucks!

    If you find him … ooohhhh ….

    Darin

  11. Rea Maor says:

    Well, I got my my bike stolen last week during the time I was out of the country… I had a brand new Kawasaki VN… it was more than $575, unlike you I hope he’ll crush into a wall…

  12. Colleen says:

    People suck! I made a donation to the cause. Put it towards a bike, unless you’re thirsty after all that walking.

  13. That’s “BULL”shit :D

    Kick that human in the nuts if you have the chance.

  14. cooliojones says:

    I bet it was John Buffalo! :)

  15. Pablo says:

    I didn’t know cow had feelings :/

    anyways im sorry for the loss but…. you must be glad you weren’t riding it when they wanted to steal it ;)

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  17. James Wilcox says:

    Don’t worry, all bike thieves get what’s coming to them. They are usually idiots and either end up arrested or get hit by a car on the very bike they stole…it’s called karma and it’s a doozy.

    • Steven says:

      LOL yeah, there was a story about a local bike shop that got rob about 2-3 years ago. The owner was determined to find the thieves so he kept checking ebay and craigslist until he found the culprit finally. It took 2-3 years to finally find the guy but what a story.

  18. GnomeyNewt says:

    I agree with James, its called karma. But it goes both ways! What exactly did you do Mr. Cow to have karma have your bike stolen?

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  20. browie says:

    A little off topic but it’s 7am here and the new “top commentators” has started for most blogs. Steven has 5 posts already. LoL

    • fatgadget says:

      lol doesn’t Steven realise that the competition isn’t won anymore by the top commentator.

      I wonder if he has a Robot posting his comments for him :)

      • Steven says:

        I do realize that, I read that post almost right after it was posted. Just because I like to comment a lot doesn’t mean I don’t understand something.

  21. Jason says:

    clever cow, it’s poor!

  22. GnomeyNewt says:

    Well walking is good for you too, you are a cow after all. I can’t image cows riding bikes.

  23. Mr. Rajawang says:

    cow riding a bike..hmm i would like to see a photo of that.. hahahahaha

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  25. Israel says:

    been there. dont that. i had a 300 gt stolen from me. i had gone to school and a final exam and forgot to lock the bike. by the time i got out, it was gone.

  26. Hey Good Article.. Thanks

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  28. Steven says:

    Hopefully the Cow will get a new bike and next time post a picture of it on here (possibly add cow designs to it), so we know who stole it if we see it LOL

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    That’s one funny letter! :))

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  38. Angel says:

    How many people owned this bike then? Was it a tandem? Nobody rides tandems any more.

  39. John Cow says:

    uuhhh, yeah, that’s what we meant all along!

  40. Steven says:

    LOL I did say I think haha