Cow Shagging – And Other Silly Search Phrases
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One of the fun things of having a blog is the fact that you’ve got complete access to your own logs. If we’re bored with nothing to do, the logs are a great place for us to either get some inspiration for a new post or just a few good laughs. Especially the search phrases logs which show you exactly what searches people used on Google to get to your site. Because we’re good little bloggers that try and update the blog everyday, Google has tons of our stuff indexed. The more content, the more likely you will see some very strange search phrases. Here’s a few of this months list. And no, we didn’t make any of them up, there’s just some really weird people out there!
- Buy a cow online – (Isn’t slavery illegal these days?)
- Best looking cow contest – (You, you know who’d win that contest!)
- Cow myths – (Its true, cows can blog)
- Pigs orgasm 30 minutes – (Good for them!)
- a thing which teacher hates cow likes money eats – (Hu wha?)
- how do prostitutes get money from you emotionally – (Who cares, you’ll get screwed anyway)
- baby cows and how the cow got hear – (Baby cows rock!)
- shagging a pig – (for 30 minutes?)
- cow shagging – (No comment)
- making money raising cows? – (Yes, teach them how to blog so they can make loads of money)
- assassinated cow (Become a vegetarian today! We can’t say it enough!)
- cost of prostitutes in amsterdam (5 dollah, love you long time!)
- like cow boobs (Hmm, yes!)
- how to make big cock (Feed it?)
We’re sure that some of you will have weirder stuff than that. Feel free to share them with us in the comment section!
Update: This one just came in – how to make a boy your bitch
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toward Beyond the Rhetoric are to be expected. I get a trickle of traffic for “freelance writing”, for example, as well as “Richmond Night Market” for this post. There are some oddballs, of course, and John Cow has decided to share some of thesilly search phrasesthat directly visitors to his blog. One of these phrases is cow shagging. I’d rather not know what post brought up that term. A mortgage can be quite a confusing thing, especially for first-time homebuyers.
Yikes… scary what people are searching for! ( And now that you’ve put those phrases on your blog… they’ll be coming here) lol
Oh I’ve gotten some weird stuff. People are sick, or the sick people find my site.
I’ve had some porn searches on FanaticSpace thanks to spammers in my forum. I have the recent forum posts on my blog sidebar. I’m ahead of a few porn sites in some searches for a couple porn star names. *L*
Now this was some funny stuff. I too love looking at what people Google for and why on God’s green earth they choose to look at my site when they were searching for something so totally off the wall.
I obviously missed the day you posted something relating to “how do prostitutes get money from you emotionally”. Could you repost that?
. And it’s pretty obvious you’re the biggest cock online so that one was a given. 
Hilarious…Hehe, here’s one search phrase I recently caught in my logs: how trees were born…wonder what that person was thinking…
I wrote my Top 16 funniest here:
http://bloggingfingers.com/creative-blogging/top-16-funniest-referring-keyword-phrases-to-blogging-fingers/
Garry Conn also started a meme based on it, would have been fun if this was a continuation on it… oh well I can’t complain about a missed chance for a plug when I’m laughing this hard.
A new funny one that has appeared is “Matt 2 fingers Jones”
how on earth ‘Pigs orgasm 30 minutes’ can lead to your blog? hahhaa
Hehe, some funny, some sick!
LMAO I can’t believe some of thos searches
Is a crazy world out there!
what the!!!! those are some really odd searches. Thats the beauty of blogging , you can rigth about anything and someone will eventually find you.
Search engines sure do bring some wierd traffic
That’s why they call it the “Long Tail”
A little too much hidden text there?
Nice… I love seeing new searches show up in the logs, then I run to google to see where it ranked. You can rank high for crazy things…
“a thing which teacher hates cow likes money eats – (Hu wha?)”
I think it’s WEED, no?
a thing which teacher ahtes (not all)
cow likes (cow eats grass, they don’t care if it’s pot or not)
money eats (eats money if you don’t grow it yourself)
Good for you in targeting those farmers, agricultural nerds and cow fans.
What a hilarious post!
Thanks for the laughs.
heuheuheu…so funny and hilarious.
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I have a phrase “prostitutes online” which is searched in Google and that person clicked on it! haha!
I remember that time I wanted to post a response to your post titled “Red Light Blogging” at http://www.johncow.com/red-light-blogging/
with my post titled “Learn how to make money online by visiting prostitutes” at http://www.charleslau.com/learn-how-to-make-money-online-by-visiting-prostitutes/
It was so hilarious that I ranked in this! As of now, I am in page 2 or 3 in this search term…
Ha! Ha! I’m glad I typed JohnChow wrong. Great blog! Cheers!
haha sweet trying to target agriculturists and farmers.
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