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It seems the new and improved(?) John Chow is headed towards a different direction. Perhaps he got tired of his “Make Money Online With John Chow dot Com” tag line or is it something else?
Every new blogger that wants to make money online, reads John Chow’s blog because we all want to be like John! Or at least make the amounts of money he’s scraping in every month. And all those new bloggers are going for the same concept John is using. As if the keywords “Make Money Online” weren’t competitive enough, a whole new generation of money bloggers have probably tripled the competition in the past few months and now Mr Chow is forced to set sail for more quiet waters.
John isn’t simply letting you know that you could make money with him anymore, he’s telling you what you could do with a pile of money. All you need to do is read his blog. We wonder what kind of boat the Big Beef has? We’ve never seen a babe on his blog either! The first thing which came to mind when reading the new tagline was an old 80’s TV show, Miami Vice. We don’t believe Mr Chow has a boat!
So what’s a cow to do?
First he tricked us by getting rid of his old theme, leaving us behind with the original copied copy and now we’re stuck with making mooney online! Looks like we’re gonna be looking for a new tag line once the new theme is up. (we’re 90% done!). Since we can’t just give anyone that reads our blog boats, babes and cars, we’re looking for something else. How does “We put the Moo in Moo-lah” sound? Any suggestions are welcome in the comments and if we pick yours to use, we’ll donate $50 towards your new boat. Heck, in some countries you can even get a babe for an hour for that amount!
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how bout bulls beef and cows?? hehehe
You want beef, heffers and dung? Read John Cowpat! But if you want mooney – Read this!
“You want milk, cheese and beef?”
Sound tempting, but no thanks. Milk and cheese gives me diarrhea.
PS: The comment is not intended to make fun of the commentator. For entertainment only, please don’t blame me if you get a hernia or some stress-related illnesses.
Beef is dead cow so I dont think that would work,seeing as how john cow is a cow.
I dont think that would work as beef is dead cow, and seeing as how john cow is a cow, yah
Don’t be a cow without milk!
He probably changed the tag line due to the fact that one commentor argued he isn’t sticking to his main topic (which was emphasized in this tag line) even if the description argued it was miscellanous ramblings. It was misleading and thus was more or less a reason for John to make the change.
As for the cow’s future tag, how about “Moo Mooney Moo Funnie”
How about “Moo Money, Moo Honey”
“Mix my milk with your cocoa puff, milky milky moo…”
Given your recent actions on the site, it has to be “Milking the internet for all its worth!”
Can I vote for that one, genius.
Bah, we can’t have a winner already! But for now, that’s on the number 1 spot!
Hahaha Good one. Hmmm I might just change my tagline also.
I did notice John changing that a day ago or so.
We Moo When John Chow Talks?
Why can’t this site just leave the path of John Chow? It can be better!
Hasn’t it already left the path? I’ve never seen cows on JohnChow.com!
“Milking it for all its worth.”
“Milk first… Boats, Babes and Cars later”
“There’s no miscellaneous ramblings from the udder John Cow”.
What do you mean you haven’t seen any babes on JohnChow.com? Didn’t read the posts from when he was at that huge computer convention (computex?) in Taipei? There were pictures AND video
ummm, how about “Mooo-ve over Chow, we’re milking the ‘net!”
“Mooney, is just not for weirdos at the airport with tambourines anymore.” -ah, on second thought that just too long.
How about
“The grass is greener on the other side | John Cow dot Com”
“Grazing on fields of Money | John Cow dot Com”
“Money is green, so is grass – John Cow has plenty of both”
Cow money to drink milk!
Cow just to let you know you got the link wrong in your post. http://www.johncow.com/make_moooney/ should be http://www.johncow.com/make-moooney/
I Love Cows, They Taste Like Chicken.
Hahaha.
Need to acupuncture your tongue? I know a good acupuncturist.
hahaha but you have to cook it longer…
” Drink My Milk Before You Sick”
How about this tagline ?
“Making money online is easy , ever a Cow can Mooo It”
Looks like I’m late to this party.
“Milking the Cash Cow.” or with special characters if you really want to be obnoxious.
“Milking the ¢a$h ¢ow.”
“Bull, bull and more bull.”
Aw shoot, one got cut off.
“Mess with John Cow and you get the horns.”
Ok, I’ve got it. Everyone else just stop. Here’s a few ideas.
Milk Money straight from the Cow!
Got milk money? Get it straight from the Cow!
Got milk money? Go straight to the Cow!
Get Boats, Babes and Cars with your milk money!
Here’s a little bling for the cow.
http://flickr.com/photos/12152055@N07/1359967582/
Got Milk Money? Get it straight from the Cow!
Need Milk Money? Go straight to the Cow!
(not sure if my other post got messed up)
Chow is no match for Cow.
The Chow is no match for The Cow. (I like that one better).
What if somebody find the site through a search engine and doesn’t know who John Chow is? They won’t understand if it includes “Chow”.
Besides, I think JohnCow should aim to be known for it’s own great content rather than as a copy of something else.
I agree with the post above. He’s not much of a “money maker” as he’s a great for content,content,content and that in turns creates some dough.
“What did one cow say to the other? -Mooo”
“Moo Moo out the way”
“Spotted Cow..with a dash of Mooney”
“Every Cow has his their day”
“One Cow, Two Cow, Three Cow.. Mooooo”
“Say Hello to my Cow”
“Until the Cows come home”
“Make Moo Money”
Okay that is probably too many suggestions but I was bored.
Looks like a few people has some similar ideas to what I was going with lol. I was also bored and came up with a bunch.
“Where the grass is always greener”
“Where the the cash is always geener”
“the internets choicest cuts”
“online marketings choicest cuts”
“The prime rib of online marketing”
“this is where the beef it at”
“We drink our own milk”
“pasteurized for your protection”
“why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free”
“why buy the milk when you can get the whole cow here”
“grass, heffers and sunshine. Live happy with JohnCow”
“manure happens.”
“making manure funny since 2007″
“making money online and all that other bullcrap”
“got milk? no? Well get your own.”
“udder bullcrap”
“not just udder bullcrap”
“straight from the teat”
“If you were a cow that could type you would blog too!”
A nice idea would be to copy entirely the new John Chow theme, that would be just great.
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Wow It’s a great idea.
Want a milk, bring a Cow
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