And This Week’s Stupid Cow Award Goes To…
Hello and welcome to the fist ever Stupid Cow Awards, live here on www.johncow.com! We hope the crowd is as excited as we are because tonight we’re not only here for the first time, we’ve also got a draw. Two entries equally stupid have made it to the number 1 spot and we couldn’t decide which was the worse so we’re giving away two awards! Talk about Stupid!
Our first ‘winners’ sent us an email, basically begging us to make them win:
“I nominate…well I nominate myself. I have always wanted to win an award, but all the other cows in the pasture have always been better. They even moo better than me somehow. Can you throw some milk my way and fullfil this cows dream of winning an award before I go to the big cow pasture up in the sky.
–A cow at heart
-Brian Vaughan
“I nominate myself
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-Nathan Maxson”
Well consider yourself stupified Brian and cowgratulations on your Stupid Cow Award Nathan! We hope you’re feeling special now?
Because we do feel a little bit sorry for you guys, you get to pick your own award button which you can slap onto your sidebar and wear with pride!
What’s wrong with you people, nominating yourselves? You’re too nice and you know what they say about nice people, you’ll never make mooney on the internet! You did however managed to get a linkback from us. Who’s stupid, really? 
Anyway, if you have someone or something to nominate, drop us an email and we’ll take it in review! We’d like to thank 2XKnight and James for providing us with the buttons. And speaking of awards, Today we will be picking the winner for the ubercool signed by John Chow himself USB cooler, there’s just a few hours left to get your entries in!
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I hope I win the USB cooler
Those two were Moost stupid entries.
Oh boy the USB cooler that doesn’t work very well. LoL I wonder who’s going to win.
Man your turning up the heat! … LOL
This is Great!
Darin
woo hoo, I won an award!
congrats, could you tell us your inspiration.
I can’t belive I didn’t win this weeks stupid cow award, oh well there is always next week
Well… you didn’t nominate yourself, so…
I’m not entirely sure that the Stupid Cow Award is a compliment…
it sure is a compliment… Not everyone can be a stupid cow.. And I did get a link from the main cow on the farm. So all good in my books.
Congrats to the winners? I wonder if I would want to be considered a stupid cow…kinda like being a dumb blond eh?
but your still a blonde
never mind the stupid.
Congratulations to the stupid cow winners!
Oh I didn’t realise you had to nominate yourself to win I just thought you had to be stupid
they mr.cow, i was wondering if you could list out the competitions and what you have to do to enter them.
Haha! That’s hilarious!
Haha! That’s hilarious!!
Cool, now I can post that I supply “2/3 of the graphics used” in JohnCow’s Stupid Cow Awards.
Hey 2x, you wanna make some more graphics? I may have a job for you…
Oh and I still think the ‘middle’ graphic of the cow/dunce hat look is really coool!
Sure, just let me know what you’re looking for. I have a contact form on my site, just write up what you want and I’ll let you know if I can do it.
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Man your turning up the heat! … LOL
This is Great!
Darin