2 Girls One Cow - Silly Search Phrases
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Here’s an easy-peasy weekend post to entertain you lot. Good old search engine keyword search stats never let us down in our times of need.
Now we all know that there’s a bunch of weirdo’s and freaks out there on the Internet and they too read our blog. We know because Google said so! So which one of you has the balls to confess that they got here by using one of the following search phrases? The stats don’t lie…
- widescreen cow desktop - You’ll find some dazzling ones right here
- free beer trick on iphone - We’re curious about that one too!
- how to build a cow - The birds and the bees story just won’t cut it here.
- if ur guilt for stealing less than 100 dollar - Thou shalt not steal.
- feed me your love - Need a straw?
- babes wants cash - No comment!
- milk me like a cow bitch - Seriously, which one of you was it?!
- how does milk work? from a cow - Tell us when you find out.
- cow babes - ROARRR! <3
- making a fake cow - Here’s some great pointers for ya!
- 2 girls one cow - Does that qualify as a lesbian threesome?
- sexy milking - Yeah baby!
- cow boobs - One boob, 4 nipples.
- cow shagging - Pervert.
- how to make a cow out of paper - Check Origami.com
- share your bitch - No, get your own.
- post your bitch - Every day!
So we’ve been nice and showed you ours, now show us yours 
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November 25th, 2007 at 1:30 pm
`cow shagging` … disgraceful term to be searching for!
November 25th, 2007 at 1:46 pm
This is funny!
I get some really weird search terms coming to my site also.
When I published my 65 tips to increasing web traffic:
http://www.sitesalary.com/blog/65-website-traffic-link-building-techniques/
One of the tips was:
“Make posts about sex (don’t have to post anything rude) – and watch the porn surfers find their way to your site through Google.”
Every-time I do this I always end up getting a load of bizarre searches coming to my site. It is not the best quality traffic but it is easy traffic and entertaining!
On one of my busiest sites I have a really crazy search term in the top 10 - I can’t believe there’s so many people searching for it!
November 25th, 2007 at 2:15 pm
I WISH it was me who could lay claim to any of these!
Sadly I know it won’t fly as I visit here far too often!
November 25th, 2007 at 3:43 pm
“boobs”, “bitch”, “shagging”, “sexy”, “milking”
Hi Cow, how can I be sure I am not surfing a porn site now rather than a “make money online” blog?
November 25th, 2007 at 4:27 pm
Uh.
November 26th, 2007 at 12:29 am
Interesting keywords lol. Some sick people indeed.
-Mike
November 26th, 2007 at 2:57 am
Here’s mine…
“Trucker Massage”
I am the number one Google result and I am a true “nobody” in the blog world!
I get several dirt-bag truckers leaping onto my page everyday! Crazy.
November 26th, 2007 at 7:30 am
I guarantee I can beat any other non-porn site for dirty search phrases
Almost all of the people who find my site are looking for pornography - I can’t figure out why
The most common terms used to access my site are “pussie flaps” and “pussy flaps”.
November 26th, 2007 at 1:53 pm
Do you milk yourself sexily here? I wonder what will be the pose…
November 26th, 2007 at 3:36 pm
I just checked my analytics and here is an exact phrase that drew a perv to my site:
“trucker massages happy endings, georgia”
And my site is light and happy!…it’s about grass for Godsakes!
November 26th, 2007 at 9:12 pm
Here’s the iPhone Beer Trick
http://iphonebytes.blogspot.com/2007/10/ibeer.html
November 27th, 2007 at 9:14 am
lol, not sure if you really want to know of if you knew and didn’t want to post about it but 2 girls 1 cow is some perverts (even more perverted?) dream version of 2 girls 1 cup (NWS…no really!). I doubt there are many that haven’t heard of it yet but it’s the new king of shock sites and is becoming as well known as the goat.
November 27th, 2007 at 9:54 am
shock sites: We didn’t know about that 2 girls 1 cup video. We do now, thanks for making us sick.
November 27th, 2007 at 10:06 am
“milk me like a cow, bitch”, this is the greatest search phrase. I experienced some weird search also, after I posted an article containing the word “nipple”. There are times when I am thinking about changing my blog topic, OR adding a new category. The internet is all about porn these days.
November 27th, 2007 at 5:05 pm
so hillarious
November 30th, 2007 at 6:12 pm
didnt u do this once b4?
November 30th, 2007 at 6:24 pm
ISRAEL, c’mon dude, you’re leaving small comments all over the place in an attempt to move up the “most commented” ladder over there. Why don’t you leave meaningful comments eh?
December 12th, 2007 at 2:12 am
January 9th, 2008 at 6:13 am
yah i get terms weird like ghetto stocks I cant believe anyone would search for ghetto stocks. I think the people who search for them are weird but they add spice to the net