Comments on: 14 Days Later http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/ Making Money Online Blogging by Milking the Internet! Fri, 03 Dec 2010 03:40:03 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v= By: Sam Breadstone http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1156 Sam Breadstone Sun, 15 Jul 2007 17:29:56 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1156 I think you should get shitfaced instead! :roll: I think you should get shitfaced instead! :roll:

]]> By: John Cow http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1143 John Cow Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:43:38 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1143 We just need about 4,200 links more to achieve that goal :shock: We just need about 4,200 links more to achieve that goal :shock:

]]> By: Fatgadget http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1142 Fatgadget Sun, 15 Jul 2007 12:31:41 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1142 I wonder how long it will take the Mad Cows to make it into the Technorati Top 100. It would be funny as hell to see you guys listed there, seeing that Technorati wont include the Big Beef in the top 100 even though he ranks as No 50. :mrgreen: I wonder how long it will take the Mad Cows to make it into the Technorati Top 100.

It would be funny as hell to see you guys listed there, seeing that Technorati wont include the Big Beef in the top 100 even though he ranks as No 50.

:mrgreen:

]]> By: John Cow http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1138 John Cow Sun, 15 Jul 2007 10:24:30 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1138 We're full of preservatives! We’re full of preservatives!

]]> By: Ali http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1132 Ali Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:56:06 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1132 Congratulations on your success so far! Let's hope you keep producing long lasting milk, with a long shelf life. :wink: Congratulations on your success so far!

Let’s hope you keep producing long lasting milk, with a long shelf life. :wink:

]]> By: Getting On Digg’s Frontpage Made Easy! | John Cow dot Com http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1130 Getting On Digg’s Frontpage Made Easy! | John Cow dot Com Sun, 15 Jul 2007 09:07:14 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1130 [...] the percentage of people that will digg your stories!” Oh, and someone was kind enough to Digg our 14 days later post, we’d appreciate it if you could do the same. It’d be our first time on [...] [...] the percentage of people that will digg your stories!” Oh, and someone was kind enough to Digg our 14 days later post, we’d appreciate it if you could do the same. It’d be our first time on [...]

]]> By: The Man http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1128 The Man Sun, 15 Jul 2007 08:20:47 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1128 Hey, he's not Mr. Cow. :evil: he's the MilkMan. :D Hey, he’s not Mr. Cow. :evil: he’s the MilkMan. :D

]]> By: Grace http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1127 Grace Sun, 15 Jul 2007 06:36:34 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1127 Congratulations on your great stats! How many uniques is that per day? :smile: Congratulations on your great stats! How many uniques is that per day? :smile:

]]> By: cooliojones http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1122 cooliojones Sun, 15 Jul 2007 05:09:15 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1122 Wow that's a good history report. I didn't know that he got the domain from someone else. Good negotiating skills to get it for 10% of the asking price, I bet that guy is a lil upset now! Wow that’s a good history report. I didn’t know that he got the domain from someone else. Good negotiating skills to get it for 10% of the asking price, I bet that guy is a lil upset now!

]]> By: Does Buy Me A Beer Plugin Works? at TenthOfMarch.com http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1121 Does Buy Me A Beer Plugin Works? at TenthOfMarch.com Sun, 15 Jul 2007 04:40:18 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1121 [...] stumbled upon JohnCow’s post on how he has over 5,000 unique visitors a day after 14 days but has only 3 people donated through [...] [...] stumbled upon JohnCow’s post on how he has over 5,000 unique visitors a day after 14 days but has only 3 people donated through [...]

]]> By: Webomatica http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1119 Webomatica Sun, 15 Jul 2007 00:47:38 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1119 When the LOLcows start showing up you will rule teh internets. Great blog! When the LOLcows start showing up you will rule teh internets. Great blog!

]]> By: BeachBum http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1118 BeachBum Sun, 15 Jul 2007 00:36:15 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1118 Crazy stats. I love the guest post you did on the John Chow blog, very cool. BeachBum Crazy stats. I love the guest post you did on the John Chow blog, very cool.

BeachBum

]]> By: Harry Potter 7 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1117 Harry Potter 7 Sat, 14 Jul 2007 23:44:15 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1117 Happy 2 weeks xD Happy 2 weeks xD

]]> By: The Clown http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1116 The Clown Sat, 14 Jul 2007 23:16:56 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1116 I drank too much milk. My head began spinning. I woke up the next day to discover I'd started a blog. There was something in the milk. For some weird reason, call it unbridled mischief, I wrote weird article about parrots. Called "5 unusual uses for a parrot and why you should get one". I then posted it on 29 blogs run by parrot lovers. I really wanted to see the comments. When I sober up, I'll go see. Here's what I said: 5 unusual uses for a parrot and why you should get one How often do you think about parrots? Not often enough. These 5 tips will have you rushing out to the pet store. In fact, don't delay. Don't even read the rest of this article. Don't even get dressed, get in your car and go buy one. Then rush back to find out how darn useful they are. Why are you still there? Get going now. You back? Take the wrapping off of your parrot. Sit it on your shoulder, peering at the screen with you, so you can learn together. Prepare to be amazed. 1. Parrots mimic what you do. There...did you see? They are amazing creatures. In that split second, they discovered how to use a PC, keyboard and mouse. You can now get a proper job, and your parrot will blog for you all day. Better still, when you get home, they'll tell you the best posts they read, recite any comments you've received, and save you trolling through the usual nonsense. 2. Not many people know this, but parrots are fantastic swimmers. They love it. And they can save you a fortune on plumbing bills. Blocked toilet? Simply flush your parrot. They get right to the cause of the blockage as their beaks are especially designed to break up the crap. When the parrot emerges for air grab it straight away. They love it so much, they'll just dive straight back in otherwise. Can't be bothered washing them? Stick 'em straight in the washer. They adore the spin cycle. 3. Lazy? Overweight? Unfit? Pissed off with society telling you to eat less or exercise more? Fear not. Parrots are not only IT-savvy, they are amazing chefs. And you can combine those skills together. They can internet shop. Have the ingredients for your favourite meals delivered, and a most fantastic gourmet delight served piping hot for your arrival home from work. Parrot feathers absorb grease, oils and other leftovers. So when you have finished, simply wipe your plate with your parrot. Voila! a clean dish for your next meal tomorrow. 4. Take them to the office. Perched on your cubicle, specially adapted bluetooth headsets make them ideal secretaries. They can take sales calls. Answer the usual bull you have to listen to from colleagues. And shit on them if they really get on your nerves. 5. Improve your sex life. Chase your parrot around the room vigorously for 10 minutes. Make whooping noises. It has to be frightened. The adrenaline transfers an irresistible hormone which can be extracted from the sweat. Wipe it with a cloth. Dab your neck with the cloth before your date. DON'T go into the restaurant. Instead meet her for a drink. One whiff of your parrot-aroma will save you a fortune. She will want to go back to your place straight away. Just try stopping her undressing you in the cab home. I drank too much milk. My head began spinning. I woke up the next day to discover I’d started a blog.

There was something in the milk.

For some weird reason, call it unbridled mischief, I wrote weird article about parrots.

Called “5 unusual uses for a parrot and why you should get one”.

I then posted it on 29 blogs run by parrot lovers.

I really wanted to see the comments. When I sober up, I’ll go see.

Here’s what I said:

5 unusual uses for a parrot and why you should get one

How often do you think about parrots?

Not often enough. These 5 tips will have you rushing out to the pet store.

In fact, don’t delay. Don’t even read the rest of this article. Don’t even get dressed, get in your car and go buy one.

Then rush back to find out how darn useful they are. Why are you still there? Get going now.

You back? Take the wrapping off of your parrot. Sit it on your shoulder, peering at the screen with you, so you can learn together. Prepare to be amazed.

1. Parrots mimic what you do. There…did you see? They are amazing creatures. In that split second, they discovered how to use a PC, keyboard and mouse. You can now get a proper job, and your parrot will blog for you all day. Better still, when you get home, they’ll tell you the best posts they read, recite any comments you’ve received, and save you trolling through the usual nonsense.

2. Not many people know this, but parrots are fantastic swimmers. They love it. And they can save you a fortune on plumbing bills. Blocked toilet? Simply flush your parrot. They get right to the cause of the blockage as their beaks are especially designed to break up the crap. When the parrot emerges for air grab it straight away. They love it so much, they’ll just dive straight back in otherwise. Can’t be bothered washing them? Stick ‘em straight in the washer. They adore the spin cycle.

3. Lazy? Overweight? Unfit? Pissed off with society telling you to eat less or exercise more? Fear not. Parrots are not only IT-savvy, they are amazing chefs. And you can combine those skills together. They can internet shop. Have the ingredients for your favourite meals delivered, and a most fantastic gourmet delight served piping hot for your arrival home from work. Parrot feathers absorb grease, oils and other leftovers. So when you have finished, simply wipe your plate with your parrot. Voila! a clean dish for your next meal tomorrow.

4. Take them to the office. Perched on your cubicle, specially adapted bluetooth headsets make them ideal secretaries. They can take sales calls. Answer the usual bull you have to listen to from colleagues. And shit on them if they really get on your nerves.

5. Improve your sex life. Chase your parrot around the room vigorously for 10 minutes. Make whooping noises. It has to be frightened. The adrenaline transfers an irresistible hormone which can be extracted from the sweat. Wipe it with a cloth. Dab your neck with the cloth before your date. DON’T go into the restaurant. Instead meet her for a drink. One whiff of your parrot-aroma will save you a fortune. She will want to go back to your place straight away. Just try stopping her undressing you in the cab home.

]]> By: John Cow http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1115 John Cow Sat, 14 Jul 2007 23:12:49 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1115 Well done Mick! You just bought yourself a link in the post :twisted: Well done Mick! You just bought yourself a link in the post :twisted:

]]> By: Mick http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1114 Mick Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:42:39 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1114 A man of my word - a milk donaination was made :cool: A man of my word – a milk donaination was made :cool:

]]> By: Mick http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1113 Mick Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:38:58 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1113 I love the entertainment value when I read this blog. Maybe I should buy you a milk for the smile factor :grin: As for this post I loved the Alexa info - priceless 5622 unique visitors makes u the 13,883d most visited site on the world wide web yesterday - LOL, I love it!! Maybe Im the only bull passing through this field who has lost his Alexa nose ring :razz: I love the entertainment value when I read this blog.

Maybe I should buy you a milk for the smile factor :grin:

As for this post I loved the Alexa info – priceless

5622 unique visitors makes u the 13,883d most visited site on the world wide web yesterday – LOL, I love it!!

Maybe Im the only bull passing through this field who has lost his Alexa nose ring :razz:

]]> By: Brian Vaughan http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1112 Brian Vaughan Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:32:08 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1112 Been a great 14 days :) Been a great 14 days :)

]]> By: John Cow http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1111 John Cow Sat, 14 Jul 2007 22:07:12 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1111 About 10% of what was originally asked for it. :twisted: About 10% of what was originally asked for it. :twisted:

]]> By: Jay http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1109 Jay Sat, 14 Jul 2007 21:52:21 +0000 http://www.johncow.com/14-days-later/#comment-1109 Congrats on the site! This is one of the better paradies around, and with the recent contests it looks like it's shaping up to be a major site in its own right. Congrats on the site! This is one of the better paradies around, and with the recent contests it looks like it’s shaping up to be a major site in its own right.

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