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Happy birthday to us! We’ve been online and kicking for exactly two weeks today and to quench your thirst for useless knowledge, we’ve had a look at some of the statistics and sorted them out for you. Before we start though, We’d like to thank all of you boys and girls because we wouldn’t be where we are today if it wasn’t for you. Stuck behind a keyboard gazing at a screen instead of going to the pub and getting shitfaced!
Right, all that aside, we’ll start with our personal favorite statistic,the size of our herd. 
After a week we are still featured in the Hot Communities on MyBlogLog, remaining one spot in front of the Big Beef himself! 245 people have joined us in our glorious and legendairy quest for the greener grass on the other side. That’s 17,5 new members per day!
Next up is the amount of passersby in our first two weeks. 5622 unique visitors. They’ve looked at 102453 pages in total which equals an average of 11.06 pages per visit! We didn’t even know we had that many pages already! 3.21 GB of delicious dairy product was consumed. Two Three people bought us milk. Thanks Darin, Amit and Mick!
Ok, Technorati has been sitting in the corner with his hand in the air for a few minutes now and can’t wait to tell us. Let’s hear it. Rank: 31,713 you say? That’s right! You get an A+ for that. Thank you!
Alexa? According to the numbers we’ve been grazing under 20,000 foot for most of our career. Yesterday we were the 13,883d most visited site on the world wide web with a weekly average of 15,077. The 3 month average is calculated to be 185,066. To bad we’re nowhere near our three month anniversary yet. 
So what else can we measure? There are currently 42 posts and 1,058 comments, contained within 11 categories. According to FeedBurner we’ve infected 123 people with the mad cow virus. Don’t try this at home kids!
For everyone that’s wondering just how much money this cashcow made us. We don’t exactly know yet because the adstuff in place is still being reviewed. Let’s just say that we’re not able to afford an extra H in our name yet. The amount of cool new people we’ve gotten to know and the fun we’re having? Priceless!
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haha crazy upbeat post, all i can see is you in a cow suit, screaming about pie charts, and line graphs of all the progress you have made, congrats! :wink:
Congrats!!! Keep mooing…
Very nice showing for just 14 days. Great job.
Impressive indeed! But tell me something… why is a whois of your domain showing this:
“Domain Name: JOHNCOW.COM
Created on: 29-Mar-07
Expires on: 29-Mar-08
Last Updated on: 01-Jul-07″
29 march? What’s that? :twisted:
Anyhow, congratulations! I’ve just celebrated the 30′th day of existence on one of my blogs and the results are the same as yours (divided by 50). :grin:
Cheers!
We weren’t the first owner.
Ya, didn’t you get that guy down to like a hundy? or something… You prob. already made that much off of it. :lol:
About 10% of what was originally asked for it. :twisted:
Wow that’s a good history report. I didn’t know that he got the domain from someone else. Good negotiating skills to get it for 10% of the asking price, I bet that guy is a lil upset now!
Yay! I love this site.
Enjoy the milk … even thought you might have made it … however thanks for the link!
:wink:
Darin
Omg the Cows are taking over the internet :mrgreen:
Well done Mr Cow that is amazing in 2 weeks, keep it up.
Hey, he’s not Mr. Cow. :evil: he’s the MilkMan. :D
Ya, you only need to afford an extra H. What about those of us like “browie”. I need a JHNCHO ya, I only have 2 letters like the big beef.
Congrats on the site! This is one of the better paradies around, and with the recent contests it looks like it’s shaping up to be a major site in its own right.
Been a great 14 days :)
I love the entertainment value when I read this blog.
Maybe I should buy you a milk for the smile factor :grin:
As for this post I loved the Alexa info - priceless
5622 unique visitors makes u the 13,883d most visited site on the world wide web yesterday - LOL, I love it!!
Maybe Im the only bull passing through this field who has lost his Alexa nose ring :razz:
A man of my word - a milk donaination was made :cool:
Well done Mick! You just bought yourself a link in the post :twisted:
I drank too much milk. My head began spinning. I woke up the next day to discover I’d started a blog.
There was something in the milk.
For some weird reason, call it unbridled mischief, I wrote weird article about parrots.
Called “5 unusual uses for a parrot and why you should get one”.
I then posted it on 29 blogs run by parrot lovers.
I really wanted to see the comments. When I sober up, I’ll go see.
Here’s what I said:
5 unusual uses for a parrot and why you should get one
How often do you think about parrots?
Not often enough. These 5 tips will have you rushing out to the pet store.
In fact, don’t delay. Don’t even read the rest of this article. Don’t even get dressed, get in your car and go buy one.
Then rush back to find out how darn useful they are. Why are you still there? Get going now.
You back? Take the wrapping off of your parrot. Sit it on your shoulder, peering at the screen with you, so you can learn together. Prepare to be amazed.
1. Parrots mimic what you do. There…did you see? They are amazing creatures. In that split second, they discovered how to use a PC, keyboard and mouse. You can now get a proper job, and your parrot will blog for you all day. Better still, when you get home, they’ll tell you the best posts they read, recite any comments you’ve received, and save you trolling through the usual nonsense.
2. Not many people know this, but parrots are fantastic swimmers. They love it. And they can save you a fortune on plumbing bills. Blocked toilet? Simply flush your parrot. They get right to the cause of the blockage as their beaks are especially designed to break up the crap. When the parrot emerges for air grab it straight away. They love it so much, they’ll just dive straight back in otherwise. Can’t be bothered washing them? Stick ‘em straight in the washer. They adore the spin cycle.
3. Lazy? Overweight? Unfit? Pissed off with society telling you to eat less or exercise more? Fear not. Parrots are not only IT-savvy, they are amazing chefs. And you can combine those skills together. They can internet shop. Have the ingredients for your favourite meals delivered, and a most fantastic gourmet delight served piping hot for your arrival home from work. Parrot feathers absorb grease, oils and other leftovers. So when you have finished, simply wipe your plate with your parrot. Voila! a clean dish for your next meal tomorrow.
4. Take them to the office. Perched on your cubicle, specially adapted bluetooth headsets make them ideal secretaries. They can take sales calls. Answer the usual bull you have to listen to from colleagues. And shit on them if they really get on your nerves.
5. Improve your sex life. Chase your parrot around the room vigorously for 10 minutes. Make whooping noises. It has to be frightened. The adrenaline transfers an irresistible hormone which can be extracted from the sweat. Wipe it with a cloth. Dab your neck with the cloth before your date. DON’T go into the restaurant. Instead meet her for a drink. One whiff of your parrot-aroma will save you a fortune. She will want to go back to your place straight away. Just try stopping her undressing you in the cab home.
Happy 2 weeks xD
Crazy stats. I love the guest post you did on the John Chow blog, very cool.
BeachBum
When the LOLcows start showing up you will rule teh internets. Great blog!
Congratulations on your great stats! How many uniques is that per day? :smile:
Congratulations on your success so far!
Let’s hope you keep producing long lasting milk, with a long shelf life. :wink:
We’re full of preservatives!
I wonder how long it will take the Mad Cows to make it into the Technorati Top 100.
It would be funny as hell to see you guys listed there, seeing that Technorati wont include the Big Beef in the top 100 even though he ranks as No 50.
:mrgreen:
We just need about 4,200 links more to achieve that goal :shock:
I think you should get shitfaced instead! :roll: